Teacher and students always have a special relation. Almost every student give a special funny name to their teacher and sometimes teacher also give us some special name. This is a special relation. But still our teachers love us a lot and we also respect them from heart. If you are a teacher or student you must like to read teacher student jokes in hindi. Because these jokes will sure make you laugh a lot.

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Teacher And Student Funny Jokes-

• Teacher – sanju! yamuna nadi kaha bahti hai ?
  Sanju – jamin par sir
  Teacher – nakshe mein bataon kaha bahti hai ?😡😡
  Sanju – nakshe mein kaise bah sakti hai sir, naksha gal nahin jaega 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
• Teacher : tum parindo ke bare mein sab janate ho ??
  Monu : han
  teacher : achchha ye tum mujhe batao kaun sa parinda ud nahin sakta hai??
  Monu : mara hua parinda 😤😤😆😆
  Teacher: 😡😡😡😡😡😡
• Teacher (student se) : Semester system se kya phayda hai, batao?
  Student : Phayda to pata nahin, par beijjati sal mein do bar ho jati hai😜😝😂
• Teacher : Bakya ko english mein translate karo ‘vasant ne mujhe mukka mara’
  Manju : vasantapanchami 😂😂😂😂😂
• teacher: ey nalayak padh le kabhi tune apni kisi book khol ke dekhi hai?😒
  sanju : han main roz kholta hun ek book!
  teacher : kaun si?
  sanju : facebook 😂😜
• Teacher : Main 2 bakya dunga apko usmen antar batana hai
  1. Usne bartan dhoye
  2. Use bartan dhone pade
  sanju : Pahale bakya
  mein karta avivahit hai aur dusire bakya mein karta vivahit hai.
  *Teacher abhi tak behosh hai.😂 😃 😃 😂
• Engineering ke student – sir, hamne collage mein ek aisi chij banaya hai…jiski sahayata se ap divar ke ar-par dekh sakte hain…
  sir (khush hote hue) – vah ! kya bat hai…kya chij hai vah 😊😊?
  student – chhed…😂😂😂😂😂
  sir – de thappad… de thappad…
• Teacher – beta kabutar (kabutar) par ek bakya banao…
  Student – sham ko pi hui daru, sali kab utar jati hai… pata hi nahin chalta…😜😜😜
  Teacher abhi tak behosh hai😂😂😂😂
• Teacher : ek tokari mein 10 am hai , usmen se 2 am sad gae , batao kitne am bache ?
  Montu : sir , 10 am
  teacher : vo kaise ?
  Montu : sadne ke bad bhi am to am hi rahega na , kele to ban nahin jayenge 😂😂
• Teacher: tum padhne mein dhyan kyon nahin dete ho?
  Student : kyonki ey padhai sirph do vajahon se ki jati hai…..
  pahala karan :dar se
  dusira karan : shaukh se
  aur, bina vajah ke shaukh ham rakhte nahin aur darte to kisi ke bap se nahin.😂😂
• Teacher:- class mein ladai kyon nahi karni chahie..?”
  Sanju:-“kyonki pata nahi exam mein kab kiske pichhe baithana pad jaye..!”😂😂
• Teacher : main jo puchhun uska javab phataphat dena
  Botu : ji sar ,
  Teacher : bharat ki rajadhani batao ?
  Botu : phataphat
  Teacher abhi tak batu ko pit raha hai😜😜😜😜
• Teacher –1 october, 2 october or 15 october ko kya hua tha jise har sal yad karke utsav ke rup mein manaya jata he
  Student –sir 1october ko gandhi ji ki man ko bharti kiya gaya tha ……. 2october ko gandhi ji ka janm hua tha jisase ham 2 october ko gandhi jayanti manate he
  Teacher …😁😁or 15 october kya hua tha ???????????????
  Student-15 october ko gandhi ji ki panjiri ai thi … 😜😜😜😜😗😜😜😜😜…..
  *Teacher aj tak koma mein he …….😂😂😂😂
• Teacher : bharat se videsh jane wali pahli mahila kaun thi?
  Chantu : sita, shrilanka gayi thi.
  Teacher abhi bhi behosh hai.😱
• Teacher -chhatr se -batao tum itihas purush mein sab se jyada kisase napharat karate ho ?
  bachcha : raja ram mohan ray se
  Teacher – kyu ??
  bachcha – usi nen bal vivah band karavaya tha varana aj ham bhi bivi bachche vale hote !😂😂😂😆😆😆
• Guruji: bachchon ko mahabharat padhate hue………..”kans ne suna ki devaki ka athavan putr use mar dega to usne devaki aur vasudev ko jail mein dal diya”
  pahala bachcha hua, kans ne mar diya.
  dusara…….. hua, kans ne mar diya,
  tisara bhi, chautha bhi……….athavan
  ek shishya: guru ji ek mint..
  guru: kya bat hai?
  Shishya: agar kans ko pata tha ki devaki aur vasudev ka athavan bachcha use mar dega to usne donon ko ek hi kothari mein band kyon kiya?
  Guruji 😳👼 behosh!
  😱😜😜😄😄😝😝😂😂
• Teacher bachchon se : koi aisa bakya sunao jisame hindi , urdu , panjabi aur english ka prayog ho
  sanju : ishq di gali vich no entry😂 😂
  Teacher behosh. …..
• Teacher sanju se : tumhare papa kya karte hain ?
  sanju : ji , vo roz galiyan kahate hain.
  Teacher : kya matlab ?
  sanju : sir , wo customer customer care executive..😂😂
• Teacher : agar tumhara best friend aur girlfriend donon dub rahe ho to tum kise bachaoge ?
  student : dub jane do salon ko ……….akhir vo donon ek sath kar kya rahe the ?
• Teacher ne gadhe ke samne ek botal daru rakhi aur ek balti pani ki …. gadha sara pani pi gaya.
  Teacher ne bachchon se puchha to tumne kya sikha ?
  bachche : jo daru nahin pita vo gadha hai 😂😂
• 3 class ka bachcha (Teacher se) :- madam mai apako kaisa lagta hun ??
  medam :- so sweet…😚😚
  bachcho :- to mai apane mammi papa ko kab bhejun apake ghar ??
  maedam :- kyon ??
  bachcha :- baat age badhane ke liye…….!
  medam :- ye kya bakvas hai ??
  bachcha :- tution ke lie mam……!
  kya medam ap bhi na… kasam se whatsapp padh-padh kar bigad gai ho…😜😂😂😂😂😂😂
• Teacher: himmat e marda to madad e khuda ka matlab batao?
  sanju: jo apni bivi ke samane mard banne ki koshish karta hai uski madad phir khuda hi kar sakta hai. 😜😜
• Teacher- agar rat mein machchhar kate to kya karna chahie?
  Student- chupchap khuja kar so jana chahie. kyonki ap koi rajanikant to ho nahin ki machchhar se sorry bulava loge. 😜😜😜
• Teacher-sanju ek story sunao with moral
  sanju -maine usko phone kiya vo so rahi thi…. phir usne mujhe phon kiya main so raha tha …. .
  moral – jaisi karni vaisi bharni
• Teacher:- ek taraph paisa, dusari taraph akkal, kya chunoge ?
  Student- paisa.
  Teacher:- galat, mai akkal chunti
  Student- ap sahi kah rahi ho madam, jiske pas jis chij ki kami hoti hai vo vahi chunta hai ……………
  de thappad de thappad 😀 😛

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